This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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