onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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