Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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