does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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