Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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