North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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