I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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