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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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