She just used a chaser for red wine.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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