im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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