i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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