he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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