You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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