I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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