Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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