wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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