Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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