TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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