Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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