Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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