VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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