are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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