I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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