"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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