Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
