fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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