The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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