But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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