You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Such a big mess for such a small penis
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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