Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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