Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We need to get me chipped asap
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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