I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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