If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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