this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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