At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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