Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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