Are we in a gay sports bar?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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