dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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