Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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