North Korea, Best Korea!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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