i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
