Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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