I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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