I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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