What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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