I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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