If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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