forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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