eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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