Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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