doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Houston, we have a squirter
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wish there were birth control emojis
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
