C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
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I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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