And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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