it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if you like me you must not know who I am
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
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my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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