it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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